OK - So my motives other than self-indulgence? Absolutely none whatsoever. I hold my hands up and declare my guilt. I simply have a soft spot for aardvarks, especially baby ones.
"Ethel the Aardvark was trotting down the lane one lovely summer day, trottety-trottety-trot, when she saw a nice Quantity-Surveyor..." (John Cleese, Graham Chapman)